A Man is Dating Three Women (Marriage Joke)
Marriage Joke… A man is dating three gorgeous women and wants to choose one for marriage. So, he decides to give them a test… He gives each woman a present of $5,000.00 and watches to see what each does with the money. The first woman gets a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty [...]
Funny Yo Momma Jokes (31 Jokes)… Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo Momma feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to [...]
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Ken behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I think I need to see a doctor.” “Listen John, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Ken replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore around the corner. Just give it a urine [...]
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Funny Catholic Joke Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room [...]
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Teacher Joke Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question… “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny. “The rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is actually four,” [...]
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Funny Old Man Joke An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. The young man had a spiked mohawk in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just sat and stared. Every time the young man [...]
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Magician and Parrot Joke A famous magician worked on a cruise ship entertaining passengers nightly. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. But, one big problem eventually developed. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every [...]
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Wife Joke Bob was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed. She told him… “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning the husband got up early and [...]
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A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t [...]
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Three Vampires Walk Into a Bar and Sit Down… The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink. 1st Vampire Says: Give me a shot of blood. 2nd Vampire Says: I want a double shot, please. 3rd Vampire Says: Just bring me a cup of hot water. So the bartender goes and [...]
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