Question: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Answer: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Question: How can you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony?
Answer: It’s not hard.
Question: What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Answer: Money.
Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After five years, your job will still suck.
Question: Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
Answer: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand AND a dozen doughnuts.
Question: Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
Answer: She’s the girl who can eat the last doughnut!
Question: What’s the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
Answer: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
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