Wife Whacks Husband with Frying Pan

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully  enjoying himself,  when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man: What was that for?

Wife: What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on  it?

Man: Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?  Marylou was  the name of one of the horses I bet on.

The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.  Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. 

Man: What the hell was that for this time?

Wife: Your horse called. 

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Posted by AgentFunny on November 13, 2011. Filed under Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry