Old Man Joke

Funny Old Man Joke

Peacock MohawkAn old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. The young man had a spiked mohawk in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just sat and stared.

Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man couldn’t take it any longer and said sarcastically, “What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?”

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

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Posted by on December 19, 2011. Filed under Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry


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