Tennis Elbow (Joke)
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Ken behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I think I need to see a doctor.” “Listen John, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Ken replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore around the corner. Just give it a urine [...]
Teacher Joke Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question… “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny. “The rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is actually four,” [...]
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Wife Joke Bob was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed. She told him… “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning the husband got up early and [...]
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A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t [...]
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Funny Nurse Joke When you are in hospital, your friends ask… How are you dear? But your best friends ask… Hey buddy, how is the nurse? Image Source = Flickr – Ben Northern
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: What was that for? Wife: What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it? [...]
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a [...]
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