Tennis Elbow (Joke)
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Ken behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I think I need to see a doctor.” “Listen John, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Ken replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore around the corner. Just give it a urine [...]
Teacher Joke Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question… “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny. “The rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is actually four,” [...]
Continue reading …
Wife Joke Bob was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed. She told him… “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning the husband got up early and [...]
Continue reading …
A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t [...]
Continue reading …
Recent Comments