The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.
1st Vampire Says: Give me a shot of blood.
2nd Vampire Says: I want a double shot, please.
3rd Vampire Says: Just bring me a cup of hot water.
So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He passes out the drinks, but looks kind of confused.
The bartender then asks the 3rd vampire… “Why didn’t you order blood like your friends.”
The third vampire pulls out a tampon and replies “I’m making tea.”