Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip, at the radio station!
Yo Momma ain’t so bad. She would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo Momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo Momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, ’cause she couldn’t get used to the front seat!
Yo Momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo Momma hair so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo Momma so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo Momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo Momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo Momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
Yo Momma is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo Momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo Momma’s middle name is Rambo.
Yo Momma so stupid, she was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yea, let’s go bury it!”
Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so black, when she went to night school they marked her as absent!
Yo Momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Momma gums are so black, she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo Momma breath smell so bad, when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your Momma at the freak show petting the world’s largest turtle.
I saw yo Momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said “Moving.”
Yo Momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.